beginning from the rear or ass demon

August 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm (narrative, news) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Radical Muffin has adopted an additional blogging project: none of the food but all of the sex.  This is my first post from the new site; you should visit all the smart queer ladies writing at http://thecliterati.blogspot.com/.

After a fraught week, my beautiful friend Maria and I decided to spend a Friday afternoon licking our wounds in the marble womb of the Metropolitan Museum of Art off Central Park. The steps were thronged with tourists. I scooped Maria out of the crowd and arm-n-arm we ascended into the venerable halls of esteemed artists. The cherry on our culture sundae: Michelangelo’s first painting.

The priceless piece, a diminutive copy of a German print titled “St. Anthony Tormented by Demons,” has undergone painstaking, expensive renovations. We slid through the cluster of serious faced admirers, huddling around the painting in a small gallery. The haloed Saint is encircled by demons, brilliantly fish scaled and monsterous; the first kinda looks like it is humping his leg, and the last…

I slid out of the crowd towards the back of the room. Reunited with Maria and whispered aside, “Did you look at that last demon?”

“Oh yah- I looked at that demon three times and thought, ‘oh! he so went there!’”

At which point, we had to leave the room, collapsing in hysterical laughter against each other. Because that last demon can only be described as the Ass Demon, with a winking, gaping pink butthole worthy of all the gay porn in LA.

Perhaps he was just faithfully copying the original print, but I prefer to think he understood the taboo confronting his audience. It’s profoundly satisfying, imagining an adolescent Michelangelo meticulously painting each wrinkle around the anus, cracking himself up with the audacity of it. This is the spirit of the same genius artist who would later defy Church law by secretly dissecting cadavers to learn muscle structure to paint the truth of the human body.

And part of the truth of the human body is a zillion pleasurable nerve endings in all our pink parts, including our assholes. The great equalizer, I believe Tristan Taormino once called it.

Yet the taboo remains, tangled up with fear of gayness for many men and out of bounds, seemingly irrelevant, for many women. Of course, the whole shebang is associated with poop, so it can be literally dirty, which is high on the ookie scale for many folks. The good news, my friends, is that this is nothing a shower cannot remedy, and for the fastidious, enemas.

When the behind has been ignored as a potential erogenous zone, the pleasure from touching, rimming and penetration can take us by surprise. Ladies- spread the good word – it’s not just about the prostrate! Anal play also tends to require a slow hand (or tongue or toy) and a level of relaxing and presence that can be intense in bed.

While there is a lot to be said for normalizing (liberating!) anal sex for the masses, the transgressiveness of the act can be a turn on. Exploring new or disputed territory with a partner makes us vulnerable together, and the trust, gentleness and desire we can show each other through this process…also a big turn on!

So – look to the old masters for inspiration. Begin by looking the ass demon in the eye with Michelangelo then check out some of these excellent resources:

And add your own to the list, por favor!

PS…the secret is lube lube and more lube.

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happy friday – slow down this weekend

April 4, 2008 at 10:51 pm (news) (, , , , , , , , )


HEALTHY LIVING GOES SLOW AND ORGANIC

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(28 mar 2008) The Slow Food Movement is globally picking pace amidst the fast food culture. Traditional and organic food is healthier, culture-specific and in tandem with one’s natural environment, its proponents claim.

http://southasia.oneworld.net/link/gotoarticle/addhit/159215/1893/245334

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Global Code Aims to Save ‘Junk Food Generation’

March 17, 2008 at 9:29 pm (news) (, , , , , , )

entirely from

http://us.oneworld.net/article/view/158691/1/7263

* US$13 billion food and soft drink ad spend seen as major contributor to 177 million overweight or obese children
* Cartoon characters and celebrity tie-ins targeted on World Consumer Rights Day of action on 15 March

The world federation of consumer organisations, Consumers International (CI), and the International Obesity Task Force (IOTF) today launched proposals to drastically restrict the scope and scale of junk food marketing to children across the globe.

The coalition of consumer groups and obesity experts is calling for the International Code on Marketing of Food and Non-Alcoholic Beverages to Children to be adopted by national governments, as part of the World Health Organization’s (WHO) strategy to tackle obesity and diet-related disease.

Adoption of the Code would be major step in helping to protect children. There are currently 177 million children threatened by obesity related diseases. The WHO predicts 2.3 billion people over the age of 15 will be overweight by 2015.

The Code, which CI and IOTF will be recommending to the World Health Assembly in May 2008, tackles the failures of the food industry to regulate itself. Current industry self-regulatory proposals are restricted mainly to the EU and US and even the most far-reaching only cover children up to 12 years of age. CI and the IOTF believe these limitations do little to tackle the shocking increases in obesity and other diet-related diseases seen in the developed and developing world.

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