perfection salad

a salad, being in total control of herself, bitch

white sauce as civilizing agent; the indomitable Fannie Farmer’s final dinner menu replete with “level measured” splendor; strictly color schemed dinner presentations at culinary school commencement ceremonies—Laura Shapiro’s rich book on “women and cooking at the turn of the century” offered too many dainty morsels to begin this post other than in a scramble.

Perfection Salad itself may be obvious but best:

Shortly after the turn of the century there emerged a gelatin salad that crowned all these achievements, for it captured, confined, and molded raw vegetables themselves.  This was Perfection Salad, a mixture of cabbage, celery, and red peppers, all chopped fine and bound by a plain aspic.  During the next decades there was only one notable change in the recipe—the plain aspic became tomato—while the other straightforward ingredients hardly altered. … the Perfection Salad firmly maintained its identity, the very image of a salad at last in control of itself.

my own culinary style as fluid as identity as radical muffins understand identity to be, I find excessive measuring or other rigid ruling in the kitchen hilarious. Yet I admire the moxie of the domestic scientists who founded our countries’ first cooking schools. Their conviction in scientific process to create healthy and homey dwellings that up-lift the body and soul mixed with the emergence of the food industry to serve up gelatin salad as a mark of progress, high-class aspirations, and women’s intellectual equality to men.

these vibrant, science-minded ladies doggedly pursued studies through tracks available to women at the time, like leapfrogging to professors who would deign to teach them chemistry or bacteriology and annexing their programs to schools like MIT and Harvard. They were typically charitable or reformist in character. My hometown girl Jane Addams of Hull House sent a service worker to Ellen Richards’ New England Kitchen to learn from and adopt its’ school to soup kitchen model. Though their themes stayed in the domestic sphere, they founded national publications and organizations, staged World’s Fair exhibitions, and founded academic departments at universities as well as the elementary home economics curricula so many of us grew up with.

Melvil Dewey, originator of the Dewey Decimal system, and his wife Annie hosted a climactic conference in Lake Placid, putting placement in the library system of the newly christened “home economics” in their hot little hands. Side characters include the inventor of a contraption called the Aladdin Stove, who funded these zealous ladies, and Count Rumford— spy, questionable but sizable charitable works organizer, drip-coffee maker inventor, and Mrs. Richards’ idol— whose eulogy included:

It was without loving or esteeming his fellow creatures that he had done them all these services.

for a real Christmas dessert Parisian doll ice cream takes the banner for me this year

in short, what a hoot! if the screenplay isn’t in the works it should be. Starring Meryl Streep as Fannie Farmer bringing taste in the form of precise pimentos to scientific cooking (sorry to type-cast), and Alan Cumming as Edward Atkinson, Bostonian “freelance expert on most of the important political issues of his time,” philanthropist and stove-inventor weirdo.

an imaginative interpretation—or the uncovering of some steamy letters—could offer up some smashing scenes between the domestic scientists and the heads of the turn of the century’s women’s colleges.

as younger women, they may have been pioneering higher-ed schoolmates. Their warm professional collaborations later chilled as the one group’s determination to academically institutionalize home economics met the other’s resistance to include anything “feminine” in curricula determined to compete with Ivy League men’s schools.

Shapiro paints compelling characters, and it’s her wry eye on religion, class and race as well as gender that redeemed my faith in feminist books on homemaking. Plus sends me off to trowel the used bookstores (that remain) for Miss Farmer’s A New Book of Cookery and put a hold at BPL for her own Something from the oven: reinventing dinner in 1950s America.

pasta and fennel meet balls

uncork a bottle of respectable red table wine. Pour a half a cup into a wine glass with a generous bowl, swirl. Enjoying your wine, read this recipe entirely:

slice two yellow onions and one red bell pepper. Smash, peel, and mince five cloves of garlic. Setting aside the rest for your sauce, two of the cloves and a handful of the onion are for your faux meat balls.

mince this onion finely. In a mortar with a pestle, crush two teaspoons of fennel seeds with 2 teaspoons of coarse sea salt. In a big bowl, add these spices and a teaspoon of black pepper to the onions and garlic. Add a handful of quick cooking oatmeal and one egg. These are made with egg in a nod toward my grandfather’s original recipe, but you can omit the egg and the oatmeal and have tasty balls (note: the oatmeal or bread or cracker crumbs, is a good extender to make more balls for cheaper). Let this all rest together while you get on with the sauce. Stick it in the fridge if you are neurotic about leaving out egg at room temperature.

in a hot pot—a large stock pot with a heavy bottom, heated over a medium flame—toast a proportion to taste of hot and sweet paprika and red pepper flakes. I used about two teaspoons of sweet paprika and one teaspoon of hot paprika and red pepper flakes. Pour olive oil into the pot, about three tablespoons, bring to hot and pour the red pepper and onion and garlic into the pot. Cover and cook over medium-high for five minutes: in a series of 3 x 5, every five minutes for a cycle of three times cook and stir and cover the spicy pepper mix. Add sea salt and black pepper.

as this base cooks down, rub clean a pound of crimini mushrooms, ranging from a quarter in diameter to fungi the size of an egg. De-stem them, and slice the heads into threes, making fat slices. Add them to the pot, and do another round of 3 x 5 cooking and stirring.

stir in three tablespoons of tomato paste. Pour in two large cans (28 ounces each) of crushed tomatoes. By all means if you come by this recipe in the heart of tomato season then boil & peel and crush a whole pile of fruit, but in early spring in Brooklyn, the cans are fine and preferable. Add a smaller can of diced tomatoes. Bring to a slow, popping simmer and cook for an hour or longer.

about half an hour before you want to eat, put a big pot of water onto boil.

add a tube of ground beef style soy “meat” to the big bowl of eggy, spicy slop, and mix it together well with your hands. Roll tablespoons of mixture into balls.

heat a heavy skillet and when it is hot, add a few tablespoons of olive oil. Fry the balls until brown on all sides.

pour a few generous slugs of wine into your sauce and stir. Add your fried meet balls. Bring the sauce back to a simmer.

add a box of noodles to the boiling water: spaghetti is Italian-American classic; fettuccini is seductive; and penne, somehow, feels domestic and family-like. Cook until al dente and drain. Pile noodles on a plate or in a bowl as appropriate, top with sauce. Somewhere in this cooking, maybe put together a nice salad. Now sit down with you, and whomever you dine with if you are dining in company or family, and polish off the wine.

as it simmers, you can also read this blog:

http://thyme-for-herbs.blogspot.com/

lush lady

and maybe, watch a little more labyrinth:

green peppers & egg sandwiches

This is one of my favorite sandwiches because I can get everything local and because it is something my family made for breakfast, lunch, and dinner when I was growing up. My grandpa and great uncle grew up in a Sicilian family who immigrated via New Orleans to Chicago. Uncle Ronnie was a butcher, so these sandwiches followed dinners of Italian sausage and peppers and the leftovers went with the eggs. Now they follow sausage-free meals when I sauté an extra pepper or two or they emerge on their own, worth the work of slicing a pepper.

For two sandwiches or one generous sandwich (a good idea):

slice 1 green pepper into strips and sauté in olive oil on medium-high heat until soft and slightly charred about 15-20 minutes. Scoop the cooked peppers into a bowl

slice a hand’s length from a loaf of Italian bread (or baguette) and cut that in ½ lengthwise.

rub the cut sides into the oil in the skillet and fry till toasted. Weighing down the bread will flatten it and more deeply toast it. I often use my tea kettle or another cast iron skillet.

whisk an egg or two with a little cream and a little salt & pepper. Scramble in the skillet.

assemble eggs, peppers on the baguette and sandwich. Eat.

 

If you are upset by how the egg and pepper squidges out the sides, try hollowing out your bread a little.

green pepper frogs

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